Once Upon A Time Greeting Card
Front of card reads: "Once upon a time a guy asked a guy, “Will you marry me?”
The guy said, “NO!”
And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping and dancing, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had sex with whomever she pleased and farted whenever she wanted.”
Printed on 100% recycled stock. Made in the USA by Blue Barnhouse.