4.5" x 5.5" greeting card designed by Twentysome Design in Chicago, IL. Printed in USA. Front reads, "Once upon a time, in a very average place, there was a woman who decided she didn't want to get married. And then she decided that she didn't really feel like having kids. So she didn't. She spent her days single and going to the movies and eating popcorn. And she lived very happily ever after. Also she didn't take shit from anyone." Blank on the inside. Printed on recycled paper, includes Kraft brown envelope.