Donkey Greeting Card
Inside of card reads: Until I met you, I thought ass sex wasn't my thing.
Uhaul Greeting Card
Outside of card reads: Just got gay married!
Inside of card reads: Congratulations!
Vanilla Greeting Card
Inside of card reads: I like our vanilla sex.
Wizard Greeting Card
Inside of card reads: You are like some kind of crazy sex wizard.
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