Pin the Torpedo on the Sailor
Much like pin the tail on the donkey, this sexy game supplies your party with two different sexy sailors to set your sights on. Which sailor will you take down with the ship?
Includes 10 very naughty torpedos and 2 mines for pinning on the sailors (must be cut out prior to playing).
Poster measures 24" x 36" (12" x 12" folded).
TOOL SHED TEAM REVIEW:
This game is designed for play with a group at a party; it involves physically pinning pieces on to a poster.
This game's playing pieces are drawn to look like cartoon torpedoes, rather than actually looking like realistic penises. Some are more penis-like than others. Torpedoes are of different colors, lengths, and shapes.
The poster is double sided, with a different model photographed on either side. One side features a light skinned man who is naked except for his underwear, and the other side features another light/slightly tanned skinned shirtless man in jeans and a knit cap.
The one thing you need to remember to bring with this game is some kind of way to actually put the poster on a wall, and a way to attach the penises to the poster (tape, or tacks, etc.) The game does not include tape. Also, the illustrations are printed on a large piece of paper that is not perforated, so the torpedoes need to be cut out ahead of time. Party planners should account for this as well.
The photography and illustration is good, and the poster is printed on heavy paper.
TOOL SHED GAME RATING SCALE
(Rated from 1 to 5, where 3 is neutral)
Sexual Adventure Level: 1
(1 is "Very inexperienced," 5 is "Lots of Experience")
Kink Level: 1
(1 is "Kink Newbies," 5 is "Seasoned Kinksters")
Gendered Language: 3
(1 is "Very Binary," 5 is "Gender Fluid")
Racial Inclusivity: 2
(1 is "Only white folks represented on imagery/artwork," 5 is "Racial diversity represented on imagery/artwork")
Sexuality Inclusivity: 3
(1 is "Hetero-centered," 5 is "Queer-inclusive")
Overall Presentation: 2
(1 is "Good, cheap fun," 5 is "Oooh, fancy!")